Commodore Made a Flip Phone That Blocks the Internet and I Have Feelings
The Commodore Callback 8020 is a flip phone. A FLIP PHONE. With a T9 keypad, a dome LED that glows instead of screaming notifications at you, and SID chiptune ringtones…
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The Goggles Do Something Now
Gentlefolk of the Punk-iverse, a moment of your time. You know the goggles. The goggles. The ones glued to every top hat at every convention since 2003, doing precisely nothing…
Gen Z Discovered Analog and Now I Feel Personally Attacked
So apparently Gen Z is buying Polaroid cameras, carrying MP3 players, and purchasing physical CDs in 2026 because they want to, quote, “slow down” and “own their media.” I need…
They Put an Apple II in a Keyboard and I Am Not Okay
Apple turns 50 this year, and instead of doing anything reasonable like throwing a party or minting commemorative coins, the universe decided to let 8BitDo apply the Omega7Red Formulae to…
Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device
You can thank "batman-n-bananas" (or just Tasha) on Deviant Art for this one. We really like it when people use that imagination to make things that poke holes in science…
Steam Engine Turn-Table
It's a steam-driven turn-table. I wonder how good it is. You see, I have an audiophile speaker business and I'm always into the high-end stuff. I'd like to hook it up…
Future Retro Car
Available in March 2011 for a mere $76,000, the Miluira electric car is your modern Green solution for all your 19th century automotive needs. Capable of holding one 1-person and…
Babbage Analytical Engine to be built
More accurately, IF blogger John Graham-Cumming can raise a mere $640,000 then the Charles Babbage Analytical Engine will be built in its entirety. The Analytical Engine is superior to the…
Lethal Coil Gun
Perfect for those close-quarters defense situations where only one shot is required and your opponent is standing perfectly still while you shoot them in the neck.
Time Machine
You're looking at the Watt Industries Time Machine which sells for a mere $100,000. The seller is serious about the price and even has the brass to charge an extra…