Summer, Processed Through the Formulae
Posted in Humor, SteamPunk on July 16th, 2026 by Dr. WarthanTags: Brass, conventions, Omega7Red Formulae, original content, steampunk summer, summer, zeppelins

It is July 16. The sun is a diesel-powered furnace welded directly above your skull by a malevolent engineer who clearly never had to work outdoors. Heat indexes are lying to you in real-time. Somewhere, a politician is promising relief that will never come. The ice in your drink surrendered eleven seconds ago. This is Summer, raw and unprocessed.
Now watch what happens when I apply the Formulae.
Apply the Omega7Red Formulae and Summer becomes: brass valves bleeding off overpressure steam on a copper boiler the size of a cathedral, zeppelins trailing condensation over a crowd in full kit (goggles down, corsets tight, nobody sweating because the aesthetic demands it), the smell of machine oil and gunpowder and something that is definitely not legal at a county fair. It is SteamPunk Summer: oppressive, gorgeous, completely worth it. Whitby XX just wrapped. Papplewick Pumping Station turned ten. The Brass Screw Consortium has already convened and dispersed. TeslaCon is heading to Oz. The Formula is running hot this year, and for once, that is not a complaint. High-5. Stay hydrated. Nothing can beat old age and betrayal.








