TeslaCon Goes to Oz
Gentle reader, I have been informed that TeslaCon, North America's largest immersive SteamPunk convention, has chosen its 2026 theme, and that theme is The Wonderful Land of Oz. November 12-15…
The Formulae
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Rogue Makers and Air Pirates: The Only Convention Briefing You Need
The good people at Clockwork Alchemy have declared their 2026 theme and it is, frankly, exactly what the Formula ordered: Rogue Makers & Air Pirates. October 16-18, Redwood City, California…
Someone Applied my Formula to a NES and I Owe Them a High-5
The Formula works on hardware. We have proof. ACEMAGIC took one look at the original 1985 Nintendo Entertainment System, nodded slowly, and stuffed an AMD Ryzen AI 9 HX 370…
Commodore Made a Flip Phone That Blocks the Internet and I Have Feelings
The Commodore Callback 8020 is a flip phone. A FLIP PHONE. With a T9 keypad, a dome LED that glows instead of screaming notifications at you, and SID chiptune ringtones…
The Goggles Do Something Now
Gentlefolk of the Punk-iverse, a moment of your time. You know the goggles. The goggles. The ones glued to every top hat at every convention since 2003, doing precisely nothing…
Gen Z Discovered Analog and Now I Feel Personally Attacked
So apparently Gen Z is buying Polaroid cameras, carrying MP3 players, and purchasing physical CDs in 2026 because they want to, quote, “slow down” and “own their media.” I need…
The 1893 Expedition to Wonderland Just Closed Its Time Portals
The Chicago Steampunk Exposition 2026 wrapped up today at the Hyatt Regency Schaumburg, and if you were not there, I cannot help you. The theme was “Adventures in Wonderland” (technically…
They Put an Apple II in a Keyboard and I Am Not Okay
Apple turns 50 this year, and instead of doing anything reasonable like throwing a party or minting commemorative coins, the universe decided to let 8BitDo apply the Omega7Red Formulae to…
Teapot Racing Is a Legitimate Sport and I Won’t Hear Otherwise
Three days. Three locations. One Gulf Coast city with more Victorian ironwork per square foot than any place has a right to. The 4th Annual Galveston Steampunk Festival wrapped June…
Plague Rats and Power Vacuums: The Brass Screw Consortium Convenes
Right now, as you read this, the fine citizens of Port Townsend, Washington are three days deep into the Brass Screw Consortium Steampunk Festival (June 12–14), a “chronologically discontiguous” weekend…