August isn’t done with us yet. The Steampunk Explorer’s North America calendar shows a steampunk festival dropping in Coldwater, Ontario on August 29, and then the whole thing turns into a cavalcade: Hannibal, Missouri (September 4-7), Fergus, Ontario (September 11-12), Colfax, California (September 12-13). The brass horde is mobilizing on multiple fronts simultaneously. The Doctor approves of this level of coordination.

If you’re anywhere near the Great Lakes corridor and you DON’T have Coldwater on your radar, that’s a personal failing I cannot fix for you. Ontario in late August is legitimately gorgeous, and the idea of gears and goggles against the backdrop of cottage country is the kind of thing the Omega7Red Formulae practically writes itself for. Go. Wear the hat. You know which hat.

Meanwhile, two steampunk gatherings also happened TODAY (one in Stamford, CT and one in Los Angeles) on opposite coasts, which means either the movement is growing, or the Formulae is leaking again. Either way: high-5. Via: The Steampunk Explorer

It is July 16. The sun is a diesel-powered furnace welded directly above your skull by a malevolent engineer who clearly never had to work outdoors. Heat indexes are lying to you in real-time. Somewhere, a politician is promising relief that will never come. The ice in your drink surrendered eleven seconds ago. This is Summer, raw and unprocessed.

Now watch what happens when I apply the Formulae.

Apply the Omega7Red Formulae and Summer becomes: brass valves bleeding off overpressure steam on a copper boiler the size of a cathedral, zeppelins trailing condensation over a crowd in full kit (goggles down, corsets tight, nobody sweating because the aesthetic demands it), the smell of machine oil and gunpowder and something that is definitely not legal at a county fair. It is SteamPunk Summer: oppressive, gorgeous, completely worth it. Whitby XX just wrapped. Papplewick Pumping Station turned ten. The Brass Screw Consortium has already convened and dispersed. TeslaCon is heading to Oz. The Formula is running hot this year, and for once, that is not a complaint. High-5. Stay hydrated. Nothing can beat old age and betrayal.